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sir, where are you?where are you, sir? what happened? is there an earthquake? or hasthe sky fallen? what's happened? i'm saying thatfor your daughters.. ..i've brought a proposal froma very good and respectable family. i plead with you.please don't speak urdu. agreed it's a sweet language,but don't give me so much sweet.. ..that i get diabetes. now why don't you speak?what do you want to say?

a boy's family is comingto see your daughters. they're coming?to my house? who has brought them? don't you know what happensto those who come with a proposal? i know. but daughtersare to be given away. i'm ready to giveall my wealth to them. i'm ready to give 50million to each son-in-law. but only if my daughtersagree to get married. whoever comes with a proposaleither reaches the mental asylum.. ..or the hospital.

you don't have to say anything. they're daughtersof a very rich man. they must've been pampered a lot. if they are stubborn, fickleand full of attitude, it's natural. call the girls. - they'll come. talk to me first. he's mr. dhaneshwar pitambar,the girls' father. - hello. i'd heard a lot about you.pleased to meet you. you don't have tobe so pleased to meet me.

because your happinesswon't last very long. i don't understand. - okay. sit. i'll explain. look, sir. i have four daughters. and all four are.. fickle, naughty and stubborn.isn't that what you want to say? no. they're much more than that.- that's okay! when for half a million ican marry a deaf and dumb woman.. ..then for 50 million, my son canmarry a snooty and stubborn woman.

first call the girls. i'll call them. laxmi! (goddess of wealth) what a nice name! laxmi. saraswati! (goddess of knowledge) what a pious name! saraswati. parvati! (goddess of force) great! all goddesses dwell here. durga! (goddess of power)

hi, dad! oh, so these foolshave come to see us? durga, is this howyou behave with guests? they are my four daughters.she is laxmi.. ..saraswati, parvati, durga. i've made this especially for you. for me? - he's stammering! yes. i specially made theseladoos (indian sweet) for you.

please take. eat. they're daughters of a rich family. this is not from the market,i've made it myself. please have. the whole family is handicapped. she screamed! what're you doing? aren't you ashamed of yourself?he's frothing at the mouth! what did you make them eat?

what do i do? don't stand there! call the doctor. this is too much!you're disgracing me. are you my daughters orenemies from a previous life? you've made my life miserable. if something happens to someone,who will be responsible? how long should i tolerate this,and why should i tolerate it? if you cannot make me happy.. at least don't give me pain.after all, even i'm..

you're imitating me?you're making fun of me? what else do we do? you say the same thingswe've heard a hundred times. we know your reprimands by rote now. why don't you get the thoughtof our marriage out of your mind? oh, god! a girls' real home is theirin-laws home, not parental home. you'd have to leavethis home one day. when we won't get married, thereis no question of leaving home. why don't you want to get married?- again the same question!

daddy. despite being a girl,i'm ahead of boys. no one can beat me. and theboy who can, hasn't been born yet. then how can i marry just anyone? no way, dad! for marriage, i've five conditions. whoever has come until now hasrefused to agree to my conditions. so, dear dad. until i geta boy who dances to my tunes.. ..i won't get married until then. dad, i hate men!

i just hate men!so, please don't bother about me. i'll never get married. get the thought of mymarriage out of your mind. because i love someone,but he loves someone else. and there is no question of my everloving anyone else. is that clear? sir.. you're very sad, sir? i.. i've lost today.

i lost against my daughters today. they don't know what poverty is. they also don'tknow that in india.. ..there are many daughterswho are left unmarried. because their parents arepoor and cannot give a dowry. i fought poverty all my life,and reached here, for whom? for myself? for them to settle down in life. today, they tell me in myface that they won't get married.

i hate such a father's life.such a father must drown in shame. sir, disappointment is a curse.you must never lose hope. he has a solution to every problem,a salve for every wound. he'll surely send someone whowill turn your sorrow to happiness. "mounting a horse,wearing a floral veil." "i'll go to her home." "honestly, i swear." "i'll make her my wife." "a florist below,the fair maiden's home above."

"when she looks from her window." "when she looks from herwindow my heart goes naughty." "the way the girlwalks with a sway." oh, my god! "her stole keeps slipping down." "her stole keeps slipping." "with her red lips." "with her red lips she smiles." "she kills me with her dark,charming eyes."

she's got me, man! "she charms me with her sweet,innocent talks." "her youth of 16 years." "her youth of 16years enchants me!" quiet! - what quiet? why are you screaming? if you pierce your needlelike a dagger in me.. ..if i won't feel pain,will i feel ticklish? the needle hurts you! - so?

and you enjoy drinkingthe local brew? good you reached here in time. come.. - yes, come. open the mouth. - it'llbe a little difficult, but i will. not mine, yours! - oh, mine! stupid! oh, my god!my watch! where's my watch? i'd got it as a gifton my wedding anniversary. my mother-in-law had given it to me.

if i don't find it,my husband will divorce me. my mother-in-law will kill me. what will happen to my little kids? i've been ruined.. my god! how did you get my watch? like i got this ring yesterday. oh, my god!even this ring was with you? and i searchedmy whole house. thank you!- hey, nurse! take your nose ring.

when did you remove my nose ring? speak softly. if anyone hears you,they'll misunderstand. thank god!i won't nurse you anymore. or you will take everything ihave and i won't even come to know. naughty boy! hey, uncle..uncle! hey, uncle..uncle..uncle! hey, son! you've come! my darling..

..my pet, the apple of my eye! you'll surely die one day.- shut-up, fool! good you've come. my throatwas parched since three days. drinking medicine and water,my throat has dried up! did you bring it for me?- take it. it's the first extract. this is coconut water.- take a sip first. really! great idea! i'm not getting enough.- i'd told you! take this. drunkard! - this is good.

i feel so content afterdrinking coconut water. he looks fresh. he's drinking coconut water,that's why. it's very nutritious. yes, even i tell my husbandto drink coconut water. it's good. but he doesn't listen to me.he only wants milk. she's gone! will youalways get me coconut water? sure, you'll get 10-12like these every day. bye, uncle. he's telling me goodbye.- drink it, or.. get lost!

brother kannu! have you broughtthe packet of salt? yes, you just look for a scam. shall we catch this baldy?- he won't get fooled. is it? okay, we'll let him go. shall we take theold man behind him? no, we won't getanything in his bag. forget him.shall we take the next one? - okay. excuse me! - yes!

narcotics department. we arrest those who smuggle drugs. so? - we've to search you. come this way. you can check it yourself. talking too much? lift your hands. move aside. what's this? - this is cocaine! cocaine!

since when haveyou been doing this? sir, i myself don't knowhow this packet came in my bag. wait, let me check. - whatwill you check? it's cocaine. it was found in my bag,i'll check it. this is salt. - go away!don't be seen here again. what department didyou say you are from? narcotics. - narcotics?or the drama department? i've been in this businessfor the past twelve years. i've smuggled drugs worth millions.

shall i show you what drugs are?- no, it's okay. hold on! take a look.- forget it. - okay, show me. he's showing it to us.- okay. see, this is drugs.brown sugar. - oh, brown! and this is a gun. now tell me, where do i shoot?- please don't talk of shooting. hey! what's going on? andwhat are you two crooks doing here? we came here to use the loo.but this man has a gun and drugs. he's a dangerous man.- hey! you're under arrest.

catch him! he killed a cop! get him! he has spoilt my mood. come on! you're finished! you don't knowwhose goods you got confiscated. start counting yourend of days from today. get lost! - you're finished! kannu, he threatened us so much.but who is he? he seems to berelated to a big shot.

how do i look? - very good, anna. what a pose?!what say? - very good, anna. how do i look? - like a hero, anna. i look like a hero?i look like a hero to you? you're fooling me?don't i know how i look? how do i look?- you look like a villain, anna. right you are! why are you scared? anna, main villain! gabbarsingh terrorizes only in ramgarh. anna terrorizes the whole of india.

am i right? - you're right, anna. i started watching filmssince i was four years old. only the villain's parts. i desperately wantedto be a villain. a director gave me a chance.he told me, "kill this man." i actually killed him.no one gave me a chance after that. doesn't matter. i didn't get a chance in films,so i became a villain in real life. anna, i have come!

munna! - hello! my darling! how happy i am to see you. someone get coconut water.how're you? - i'm fine, anna. but i was scared! i thought i'd have torot in jail all my life now. but you got me released in 24 hours. how can i leave you?how could i leave him? you're my right hand man.

you're the apple of my eye. when i came to know, i calledup the home minister immediately. i sent him two million andtold him i want my man released. and look, you're before me.you cost me 22 million. 20 million worth drugs,and 2 million to get you released. yes, anna. - how did they nab you? two crooks met me atthe airport as fake officers. and suddenly, a real officeralso arrived. should have shot him dead.

i did, but i was caught because ofthose two crooks. - you were caught? that means anna willhave to set you free. i don't understand.- anna will free you. find out who those two crooks are. there's something wrong.- the weather is naughty today. some storm is expected. what's this? has a gale really struck? what's all this?- seems like they've come for you.

where's raja?tell me, where is he? he's up there. let him come. - are you crazy? you've lost it or what?- scoot off! uncle, get up!get up, or we'll be dead! he drinks so much!- we should've left him in hospital. old man! don't say that. he's our guru.let's carry him. uncle, get up! get up, uncle! they've come!

hurry up, chandu!- this old man never reforms. hurry up. - he's so heavy.- move aside. look, they're running away!let's go! move aside! life is like a play. come on, hurry up. hurry up! there is something fishy. hey, this uncle hadto fall asleep now? they're following us!

four swords! come on, move. - they are coming. pick him up. come on, hurry up. - come on, move! hey, hold him for a while.- come on, hurry up. let's run! you hold uncle!- hey, help! give. take this.- hey, who is this? why did you stop our way?your good name? it's god above, who made me dark.and you fair.

speak less, we're in a hurry. where do you want to go?where can you escape anna? there may be some place in theworld where death cannot reach.. ..but no place where anna cannot. but what have we done?- what did we do? you got my drugs worth 20million confiscated at the airport. who will compensate for it?- we will. you will? - yes. he will? - yes.

how? - like this! don't talk too much,i'll shoot you! why are you laughing? i'llpump all the six bullets into you. then shoot!you want to escape? - yes. then escape. - i'm leaving. run! trying to escape anna? he's still drunk. i hope he's okay. this is mine. - it is ours.

this is mine! - it's ours. but it's mine.- madam, our uncle is in this. my husband is in this. husband? - yes, my husband! we've three tickets.- he is without a ticket. without a ticket? - yes. she's talking very confidently.shall we check? he's our uncle.- yes, we ourselves put him in this. madam, this is our uncle!

he was our uncle when we put him in.where did uncle go? uncle! - uncle! uncle! - move back..move back. constable, what's in this sack? could be a bomb, could be anything.move back. move aside. come on. nephew, get me a cup of tea. hurry. have you never seen a man before? nephew! kannu!

where are you? what place is this? - it's mumbai. mumbai? how did i reach mumbai? this is mumbai? how did i reach mumbai? good morning, sir. - good morning. excuse me sir. - yes. sir, i'm a small man, yet i'dlike you to join my celebrations. please, go ahead.

sir, after four days,it's my daughter's marriage. this is the invitation. if you come and bless her.. ..you'll make her day. sir, i'm sorry ifi've made a mistake. no. what're you saying,kailashnath? i was lost in thoughts. i'd heard elders say that.. ..a daughter's marriage is aladder for a father to reach heaven.

you got that ladder.congratulations. there are some unfortunatefathers who don't get that ladder. congratulations.mr. braganza! - yes, sir! book a suite for a week.. ..for the bride and groomfor their honeymoon in switzerland. their travel expensesand the wedding reception.. ..will be on behalf of the company.- okay, sir. it's a gift to mr.kailashnath on my behalf. you're an angel, sir!- what're you doing?

what god? it's enough ifhumans live as humans in this world. people think thatmoney can buy everything. look at me. do i have adearth of money? - not at all. i've no time to count it. i touch mud and it turns to gold.- by god's grace. but what do i have? i can weigh each son-in-lawin pearls and bring him home. but what do i do? none of mydaughters are ready to get married. tell me. who is richer?me, or my office clerk?

disappointment is a grave sin. one day, you only told me, onlygod knows when destiny may change. you're perhaps forgetting thatraju patel is coming from america. your friend from italyhad said that he'll come and.. ..choose one of your daughters. let's go to the airportto receive him. forget it. why do you wantto punish some decent guy? so many boys came before him.what did my daughters do to them? he must be coming withthe desire to get married.

and if my daughters come to knowof it, he'll be in such a state.. ..that he'll either be in hospital,or the mental asylum. forget it. if you permit,shall i recite a couplet? 'get up and try,then watch what god does.' they were all indian.he is imported. raju patel! made in america! i love my india! 'my country is india!my land is india!' we'll have to be very careful here.

this is mumbai.the land of the dons. this is such a place where the donsare present even when they're not. right. - you understandwhat i'm saying? i understand. we only haveto fool those who look like fools. you got it. - now see this one! i love my india. i love my india. an envelope without an address.- let's get him. we'll take him ina corner and rob him. we'll catch him. wait, let him come.

my country is india! excuse me! - yes? we've to search your baggage.- why? come to the men's room. raju patel! it's full of my clothes. - i know. where did you getthis passport made? give me my passport. i livein america. i've come from america. have you come for mourning?- no, for marriage.

you didn't find anyone in america? actually, while dying, my mothertold me to marry an indian girl. so, i saved all my moneyand came here to get married. my mother will be so happy. mother! turn around!you're making us cry too. shall i turn?- no wait, let us finish. turn here.- brother! just my clothes. - i know. what's this? - what?

what's this? - what's this? you must have kept it.i saw it in the mirror. this is cocaine.do you think i carry it around? know what sentence you'll haveto serve for this? you'll die! brother! then you can go up and get married.it won't cost you anything. my mother.. - shut up! did you mother askyou to take salt.. - hey! ..to take cocaine and roam around?

don't cry. remove your glasses,your cap. - your trousers, too. and your shirt. - remove them! it's so long since the flightlanded. where is your raju patel? we're going out to nab your gang.if you try to act smart.. though, you're not smart.yet, if you try.. ..you'll be sentenced for200 years and hanged 6-7 times. my mother.. - even the mother whogave birth to you can be sentenced! my marriage..- if you talk of marriage,.. ..your father will be sentenced.

brother! - how did yourfather get time for you? try to understand. stay quiet! listen, quiet. but.. - quiet! brother, i.. don't move. - but i.. don't remove your finger! quiet! hey! it's a great day. - we gotthe clothes. we're safe and sound.

welcome, mr.raju patel from america. this man from india welcomesyou and salutes you. i like your style of begging.give him a penny. take this. - darn! i was only welcoming you. i've seen 'haqeeqat' moviestarring dharmendra.. ..and then the other one starringajay devgan was also very nice. sir, i was saying thatyour would be father-in-law.. ..has come to receive you.- would be father-in-law?

yes, i'm dhaneshwar pitambar. youruncle must have told you about me. of course! that's why we came here.we knew you'd come to receive us. how was the journey?- life is a strange journey.. no tension, the weather was fine.- and the clothes fitted us perfect. and the clothes fittedus perfect. - yes, perfect. who's he? - he's my punter. he's my brother, kannu. - okay. sir, the car has come.allow me. - let's go. what a victim we've trapped!- he's taken me for raju patel.

so what? let's go. he looksvery rich. - right, let's go! hey officer!- you're committing a sin. no, i want my.. what's going on?- what do i say, uncle. since i've come, he's been begging.he's been troubling me since then. what're you doing, son?you're a strong man. take this.go! - i'm asking for my own thing. i'm asking for my pass.. - go away! go away!- i'll rip your clothes now.

quiet! quiet! quiet! strange people! this never happens in america. bye. - am i a servant.. bye, bye. my passport! how do isay now that i love my india? wow! what a bunglow!- fantastic! - mind blowing! who's the mason who made thisbungalow? - say architect, fool!

the old man brought us to theright place. - not old man, fate! if we clean up this place,we'll be rich forever. i'm thinking of spring-cleaning. even spiders here mustbe weaving gold webs. sir, what're you thinking?i'm talking to you. what? i'm a barber?what're you saying? you misunderstand me. - what? keep your urdu to yourself. why do you trouble themif they don't understand?

please come. - come. you go and inform thegirls the guests have come. why inform them? they're aware that a boyis coming from abroad to see them. do you have cement? - no, why? either put cement on his mouth,or our ears. urdu is the world's best language. but why waste itbefore duffers like us? understood? remember that.go and call the girls.

living in america, we don'tknow proper hindi, english or.. ..even gujarati,then how will we know urdu? you are right.- i mean, i like truth.. wonder how long he'll take. i.. my daughter, durga. hello. - hello. if you allow,shall i..i mean, welcome them? oh! - wait! show me.

you're checking the plate,as if there's a bomb in it. forget him, you perform the ritual. sit down. - yes. wait!- what happened? what is he doing? it's okay. sit. where are your other sisters?- they are making arrangements. for your welcome.i'll call them. sister! they're my daughters.

saraswati. laxmi. parvati. hello. you said your daughters arevery naughty and modern. but they.. ..are very old fashioned. - theyall are in saris (indian dress). he's raju patel. - hello! and he's his friend, kannu.- hello! he's come from america. hehas businesses all over the world. he's a big shot. we'll give you a shot now, fool!

are you saying something?or am i hearing things? why are you sitting like that?why don't you take something? wait! give me the plate. is it okay, father? - yes. take. shabri tasted plums beforeoffering it to lord ram. he's tasting everything beforegiving us. there's something fishy. now that we're in it,we have to face it. isn't it?

have sherbet, i've made it myself.- thank you! want to check? - i'll check it. no, it's okay.- by the way, what do you do? i'm his special friend.- you mean, his spoon. saraswati! - i don't understand. as in.. you are like his stooge.- i am his stooge. he's joking. he's my best friend he's like my brother.

we are like this.- where are you going to stay? in our guest house, where else? oh, really? it'll be great fun. right? - this is dicey. listen! - yes. i'm very happy that you have come. to celebrate, i've throwna grand party in the evening. you rest now. see you inthe evening. escort them. - okay. let's go!

welcome, sir. - great bungalow. nice bungalow this is. nice lawn,nice guest house. - actually. the owner of this bungalowis an even nicer person. please have a seat.- my aunt died many years ago. sir, i asked you to take a seat. it's been years sincesharif settled in karachi. darn! 'someone has rightly said,.. ..there's no use casting your pearlsbefore swine.'

kannu, he's calling you swine. hey, you duffer! you'retaking advantage because i'm quiet? should i slap you? i'll gouge out your eyeballsand play marbles with them. i'll thrash you to pulp! your mother will hold your father'scollar all her life and say.. ..where is his delivery receipt? get out, or my veins will burst.i'll beat you! go away! sir!

which language is hespewing so much hatred in? it's not hatred, it's his decency. or he's such a terror. sobefore he starts, you better leave. goodbye. - he'll thrash you. he'll thrash you. - goodbye. brother, you calm down..go and freshen up. why are you here?has the boxing ring been raided? hey w. w.f, even i'm rough and tough. go away, or i'll thrash you!

that's when you'd know. go away! can you hear me?go away! where are you? hello! you looked so goodwhen you were sitting. sit down. would you like to have something? tea, coffee, lunch.. no lunch. - then? only punch! what's going on?

oh, god! hey! what're you doing? i thought you were freshening up,but you're being thrashed! get up. you scum!you're beating my friend? get up! hit him! catch him, kannu! get them!catch him! who is it?

they are very tough,these w.w.f. guys. who are you? what're you doing?our ribs will break! no! you'll regret this. get them! w.w.f! you scoundrels! these people are goingto kill me today.. hey raja!

this wrestler is after me! come! come! sister.. - hi. i cannot see rajuand kannu anywhere. you told them? - they know.they'll be here any moment. it's pointless waiting for them,daddy. - why? they won't come. what do you mean? have you been upto something again?

they had made all the arrangements. but you invited us, so we came. very nice! welcome. is everything all right? it's so all right, that we twocan set even tough men right now. the party seems boring.- now, that you've come, it'll rock. absolutely.- what he meant was that.. ..both of us sing so well..- you will sing? that too, in gujarati? - why?you think we don't know hindi?

we'll sing and tell you, butwhere is your terror? - terror? i mean, your daughter, durga. "she's come!" "she swayed." "she mesmerized." "she felt shy." "she got scared." "she is dew. she's electrifying.what has she set out to do?" "she's so fair. oh, god!"

"she's so hot. oh, god!" "she's wearing tight clothes.oh, god!" "the world is in awe. oh, god!" "her open hair. oh, god!" "like some spell. oh, god!" "he's naive. oh, god!" "he's unaware. oh, god!" "he's astounded. oh, god!" "he's a cheat. oh, god!"

"his heart keeps pounding." "his heart keeps going astray." "her youthfulnessis like a pot of elixir." "pot of elixir." "she has just turned 18." "18 years." "she wears lipstick on her lips,and kohl in her eyes." "she has made me go crazy! "you're trapped!"

"what a gait. oh, god!" "what a state. oh, god!" "what lovely cheeks. oh, god!" "what lovely hair. oh, god!" "she keeps turningand makes gestures." "she keeps turningand staring at me." "she's dew, she's electrifying.what has she set out to do?" "the bachelor boyseems to be a flirt." "bachelor boy."

"i understand his gestures." "gestures." "i won't get influencedby his talks." "his every move will fail." "isn't it?" "he's a fraud. oh, god!" "he's a liar. oh, god!" "he's cunning. oh, god!" "since he has seen me,he's after me."

"so.." "hold, hold tight." "play hard!" and then? she's tired. mummy, i'm lost! hey, get up. - what's your problem? i don't have a problem,tell me this address. - address.. this is very far.you'll have to go by taxi. have money? - yes.

how much? - rs.1,000. rs.1,000.- want to see? i'll show you. see, first give me the address. come behind the tree. why do people in indiatake you behind a tree? come behind the tree,then i'll tell you. i'll get a taxi there?- there's a taxi-stand there. with drivers. - then let's hurry up. thank you. my mummy willbe very pleased with you.

come on. hey brother, what are you doing?no brother. what're you doing, brother? now i know why people inindia take you behind a tree. first i lost my passport,then my address, and then my money. india is great. great! but pardon me, you girlsdon't have the attributes of women. you're a disgraceto womanhood. sorry! i may not have theattributes of a woman..

..but do you havethe attributes of a man? i can't show you my machismo. make me compete with aman then watch my attributes. you don't need a man.i'm good enough for you. come on. madam, kannu can fallin love with women.. ..but he cannotraise his hand on them.. ..then whether it's boxing,judo, or karate. why don't you admitthat you're scared? i'm afraid? of women?

look, i've won so manytrophies in boxing that.. ..i've no place to keep them.i sleep in a cup, and wear a trophy. then compete with me. - howcan a woman compete with a man? but a man can surelycompete with four women. four? - yes. one may be weak. but you can be toughon all four of us. you're a man after all,that too, so tough, isn't it? that i am, but..- then prove yourself! let's have a fight!let's see how tough you are.

start. come on. come on. one, two, three.. "these beautiful girls..they kills us with their looks." "oh god, she created a chaos.girl took my heart away." "girl took my heart away.." yes! come on! come on! kannu! where are you?

i am here. - i can hear you,but where are you? look down. - hey! you'relying here like a pile of scrap. no one will buy you even as scrap.how did this happen? wonder what sins your fathercommitted for which i was punished. why will you be punishedfor my father's sins? what happened to your mathematics?tell me how did this happen? raja, even clothes are notwhacked so much in a laundry.. ..as much as i've been.- but who did this? the four witchesin this house. - yes.

they had planned to throwyou out of this house. - okay. but i got into their hands.- really? does it hurt a lot?- no, not really. no, i'm fine. just perfect. i can hear with my eyes.. ..speak with my earsand see with my mouth. idiot, those four changedthe age and look of my body. don't worry,i'll teach them a lesson! i won't survive till then. - what?

i won't survive till then. they're well-trained. listen to me. as soon as we can,let us loot the safe and get out. otherwise, we'll be dead meat. there is no one toeven mourn over our death. we are orphans anyway.- we are, aren't we? then.. laxmi! brother..

brother! - what is it? brother! listen to me.. is this mr.dhaneshwar's bungalow? - yes.. ..but he doesn't give almsat night. come in the morning. listen to me, i'm not a beggar.i've come to meet him. i'm raju patel. - what tail? raju patel.i've come from america. - to beg? no, i've come to marry mr.dhaneshwar's daughter. from america! - oh, you'vecome to marry master's daughter?

you imported beggar! go away! god is watching you. - get lost! raju patel will meet mr.dhaneshwar today! for sure. come on. where are you going? come here. this way. we've to take the stairs. come! let's go. how many people are sleeping?this is not the snoring of one man.

at last! he's fast asleep!- fast? he's fast asleep. how can anyone sleep like that? climb.. climb! until this alarm rings,know that the old man is sleeping. let's get to work. come. what a big safe vault. i saw it once in chorbazaar (thieves' market). i know how to open it.. it opened!

put the money in the bag. quickly! hurry up! take the stuff fromthe top shelf too. i hung on! i'm almost there. carry on. don't make any noise. come on.. - excuse me, brother.. shut up!

brother, listen to me! uncle, there's athief in your house. thief! uncle,there is a thief in your house.. uncle, catch him.he wore the blanket. brother kannu, hold him.he's gone inside the blanket. beat him! hit him!hit him. kannu, don't stop. what is it? you leave him.- yes, hit him.

hit him. brother kannu,don't spare him. hit him. who is in the blanket? uncle! - why are you hitting me? he was hiding in the blanket,and the whistle was in his mouth.. wait. who is the thief?i'll switch on the light. brother! - shut up! i'd come for marriage..- what marriage? hold on. - my passport.. shut up, don't talkabout passport. - wait!

his face looks familiar. i've seen him before. he's that beggar at the airport.- right, uncle. airport.. he's become a thief now.and just look at his guts. he came to steal in your home.- i don't want anything. uncle, call up the police.and i'll push him so hard.. this is this poor man's smalloffice. - no, it's not small. but it is quite smallerthan my office in america. how many employees do you have?

none is a criminal,they are all decent. no, he's asking, how manyemployees work in your office. 3-4. - that's all? i'm talking of lakhs. lakhs! - when the office closes,there's a traffic jam. i own 244 showrooms. what business do you do?- what rubbish! i'm not a barber. he's asking what businessare you into. - we are into planes. ok.

so you manufacture planes?- no, not tamil nadu, in america. stop your urdu! you make planes?- we are into catering. we supply food. - is yourbusiness limited to america? a masjid is close to my home.- i told you not to speak urdu! he asked if you do business onlyin america, or other places too? no, it's all over the world. all over.. - where.. america, canada,hong kong, singapore, china. you must be doing good businesswith the chinese. - very good.

i do very good business with them. when i talk to them theysay my nose is big my mistake. he is actually japanese. sir, i don't understand yourlanguage. please speak in english. what's the problem?- he's a sales executive from japan. he speaks only japanese,and we don't understand japanese. we'll have to keep an interpreter.- there is no need. my son-in-law knows good japanese.see what the problem is. i don't know it so well,but i'll manage. tell me.

what did he say?- that you are a very good man. why? what did he say? -he asked howthis piece came out of the museum. is he mad? i'm a piece? what did he say? he asked if we can export300-400 such pieces to his country do you want to go to the toilet? take him to the toilet.he's under pressure. what was he saying now? - he'llbe fine once he relieves himself.

nice man. he first gave so muchrespect, then asked for the toilet. the japanese arehardworking and honest. come son. this is my chamber.and this is my chair. you'll sit in it from today.- no, how can i sit in your chair? people make their son-in-lawsit on their heads.. i'm only offering you a chair. i'll sit because you insist,but your office is lovely. you look like nawab wajidali shah in that chair.

who is wajid ali shah?is he related to dhirubhai shah? that's why i forbid you fromspeaking urdu at the wrong place. i'll show you my life'smost precious thing. sure.. sure.. what's he going toremove from inside? the old man is removingmoney from the vault.. like someone removingrotten eggs from a basket. this. - what is such a smallidol doing in your big vault? this small idol isthe treasure of my destiny.

this goddess laxmiis the key to my fortune. you're very attached to this idol it is not favorable onlyto those who believe in destiny. those who work hard, sweat and toil,she is favorable to them. don't talk of hard work to me.i have worked so hard.. ..that the dons and policeof eleven countries wonder.. ..how i manage. police.. - i was just joking. hello..

dad, durga here. is raju there?- where are you calling from? i am waiting for him downstairs.- is it? my daughter is waiting for you.- i'm going. listen. - i'm gone. dance. - looks like sheloves getting defeated by me. what i mean is.. if i dance here, all thegirls here will come after me. i will put the bouncers after you. is everything alright? - no. dance.

okay. what happened? - get beaten now! he escaped. - something is wrong. slap him hard. what happened? - slap him! what happened, darling?- he pulled my dress. have you come here to dance,or to pull? shall i knock you? - if you knock,what will the dj play? looks like she's broughtme here to get beaten.

it's better i leave.please give me way. where are you going?- i'm hungry, i'm going to eat. come on raju,the blood has just become warm. my blood pressure has become low. i really need something very sweet. listen! - let him go darling,we are here. let him go, you dance with us.- behave yourself! being a girl, you tease girls.your taste seems different. please tease us.we don't mind. - yes baby.

tease us, we won't mind. come on, please. come on, baby. raju! put her down. come, sit. i ate what i wanted,they will eat the rest. come. come. it's been many days.

you! - no! don't beat me.forgive me, i'm sorry. i'm going! raju.. i am sorry. why be sorry? you played a prankand yourself fell victim to it. girls like you cross any limitsto prove themselves. and you did. but i have a request. don't take so much advantageof the freedom your dad's given you. or that good man will haveto be embarrassed some day. what is this i'm hearing?

you are leaving? was i not a good host? did my daughtersmake some mistake? you don't know thehopes i have on you. the expectations i have. you have my promise,tell me what is the problem. i won't let you leaveannoyed from here like that. no uncle,i am not at all annoyed with you. you pampered me,gave me a place in my heart..

..gave me respect. in fact, the days i spent with youwere my most precious days of life but now i feel my stayingor not staying here.. ..makes no difference to anyone.- what if it does? in this house, under this roof,every happiness in life.. ..was granted evenbefore it came to the lips. sometimes, at our insistence,and sometimes to make us happy. we got immense fatherly love. but a mother's strictnesswas not included in it.

there was no one to explainthe meaning of being a girl to us. when, how, we crossed our limit,whenever realized. but yesterday,your words stirred my conscience. your every word hit my heart. i began to feel ashamed of myself. knowingly,unknowingly, i hurt you.. ..i apologize to you for it. durga, i know you very well. what new act isthis to trouble him?

you are right, daddy. you've always seen your daughterstroubling others, teasing others. then why will youbelieve in this change? you tell me, what willi have to do to win your trust? nothing. they say,face is the mirror of the heart. and in this mirror, i seea girl who has changed completely. your tears have washedaway your pride and ego. you are shinning.absolutely bright and beautiful. "my gaze does not leave your face"

"without you,my night does not pass" "give me your thin waist,your youth, my love" "heed me, don't torment my heart" "love is not distributedin streets or bazaars" "a girl cannot be wooed like that" "be careful,escape, don't flip for my soft body" "don't say such thingsand torment my heart" "hey!.. no!" "it doesn't stay on youthfulness"

"the scarf keeps flying away" "the scarf flies, the colormerging with the atmosphere" "your youth is so charming" "one gets high just watching you" "there is some naughtiness,some magic, some coyness in me" "come.." "please come.." "i have no controlover my heart now" "you seem to be some heart stealer"

"come, unite your heart with mine" "why are you creatingsuch a ruckus?" "let me go,why are you standing in my way?" "your style, your eyes,have made me go crazy about you" enough now, let's go. is everything alright? okay, okay.keep the change. okay bye. raju, my purse! - hold the bags. raju, nab him!

thief! uncle! - nephew! hey! what's wrong with you?we are uncle and nephew. don't you have anything to do?- uncle-nephew. uncle-nephew. - go. uncle-nephew. - shut up! you never cared for your uncle,i've been roaming the streets. uncle, where wereyou for so many days? i searched all barsof mumbai for you.

forget it!i met you, so you showing sympathy? i didn't even have money for food. your shadow shuns you in darkness. and good fate shuns you in bad days. you disappeared in between? uncle. eliminateall your complaints. god is very kind to me these days. he may be on you, what about me? raju! - uncle,come here..understood?

now leave!- give me money for a drink. uncle, what you do.take this and go away! it's too less. - leave! raju! found my purse? - yes. brother!- he is a thief! hey custom officer! i looked for you everywhere.i have been ruined. this does not happento an indian in america.. ..then why did this happento an indian in india?

ask for an address here,and people beat you.. ..ask for alms andpeople loot you. i have been ruined.i don't want to get married. i want to go to america. returnmy passport. - wait, listen to me. he's unwell.- brother. i didn't meet you, so i sent yourpassport to the passport office. you did? - yes. now where's the passport office? i'll give you the address.take a right, then a right..

..then a right, and then a right. i'll reach here again.- the passport office is here. that's a mental asylum. that's on the ground level.the passport office is on 1st floor. the first man you come across,ask for your passport thrice. what if he doesn't give me?- then.. understood.- you understood, right? - yes. the mental asylum,then the passport office. he fell.

brother, listen. officer.. listen.. get lost. may i come in? brother. ..brother. get up! - what.. what! i was only waking you up. what? who do you want to meet?- not meet, i want to take.

take what? - passport. passport. the custom officer toldme my passport is with you. your passport is with me?and this is the passport office? yes. the custom officer toldme this is the passport office. oh, very good.what else did he say? that the first sensibleman i come across.. i must ask for mypassport from him thrice. if he doesn't give.. - then?

i won't tell you the first time.i'll ask you thrice first. brother, give me my passport. brother.. give me my passport. three times is over. give me my passport. hey come fast. come quickly! oh my god!is this home, or a palace? if 10-12 tables are put,it will make a good bar. if one is lost in the morning..

..you won't findhim even until evening. nephew, what a placeyou have chosen! speak softly, uncle.do you want to mess things up? now look, you are wearing a suit.behave in style. don't dirty the carpet.- i won't, rest assured. the words i'll speak,the owner of this bungalow.. ..will think he's a servantcompared to your uncle. but in limit. - biensur. put it back!

i'm calling him. - call. wipe your mouth. uncle, where are you? i'm speaking in gujarati. who is the uncle?- the one in red shirt. red t-shirt. who is he? - my uncle, pk girpade. where did he fall (girpade)?- girpade is his surname. quite a shaky surname.

hello. - hello won't do. then? - give me a hug. take this. - take what? i'm telling him. hello. - who do i press? no, he means.. forget it! stop your urdu. raju, you didn'ttell me he's coming. my uncle is like that.

he always has a ticket bookedon every international flight. you even have..- catering contract on every flight. we have canteens onevery railway station. abroad, not here.- please take a seat. take what?- he's asking you to sit. uncle, he's telling you to sit. it's hard. - not really. what brings you here? i've taken a contract of taj mahal.

taj mahal hotel?- no, agra's taj mahal. what contract of that?- of cleaning it. two months back, we had cleanedup red fort and qutub minar. it had become dirty.- one gets contract for that too? yes. six months ago, wecleaned the crust of eiffel tower. crust? - it's made of iron. he's talking of rust. oh, rust! - jung (war) it is not war, it is rust.

we had filled a tender forcleaning.. what's that in america? what's standing with atorch in the middle of the sea? statue of liberty.. non.. - statue of liberty,he's right. you don't understand. right.. right. all the classic things,places, in the world.. ..my uncle has acontract to maintain them. me! - so you arevery good at cleaning up. that's our business. - yes.

so mr. gorpade.. not gorpade.. - it's girpade. it's girpade. mr. girpade,your nephew has won our heart. he is such a man. if he sitsbesides someone for 15 minutes.. he'll make him a pauper. - pauper? he steals his heart. without a heart, man is a pauper.- right said. if you remove purse from the pocket,man becomes a pauper.

she's come! durga has come. come dear. he is raju's uncle. hello. - hello. hey, don't bother. that's not necessary. bless you. may god bless you. i'm telling him. - okay. she's your girl? - yes. what do you think of my rogue?- uncle, don't say that! he's not a rogue,he's one in a million. - is it?

you must be tired after the..where is your luggage? i kept it in the guest house. go take rest, we'll meet at dinner. okay. - come uncle. out! outside, not the bar. - nice people. uncle approves of you. sir, thank god, at least yourone daughter's alliance is fixed. god willing, all my 4 daughterswill get married together.

all four together?how is that possible? perhaps you arenot seeing what i am. show me too.- i cannot show you, i can tell you. heard that couplet? - tell me. 'everyone's boats find shore.' 'those who have no one, have god.' uncle.. uncle! ricky martin..

lalbaug, parel, ghatkopar, dadar! what is it?- stop the music, he cannot hear me. why did you switch off the music?don't you know i'm a music lover? what is this you are listening?i'll take you to a good place. where? "these people.." i'll take you. really? - yes. it's many days since i sawa bar girl dance. - i'll take you.

you don't have money in your pocket,& you want to see a dance. you are getting to drink for free,so you are gulping down. shut-up!i'm not drinking your liquor. raja is providing. raja's father owns a factory?- why do you talk of father? i'm talking to uncle. he'll soon have a factory. he's going to be theson-in-law of a millionaire. what loot he's laid hands on!- uncle!

what a place you've entered.- don't enter and show me. enjoy! you live in mansions! but don't forgetthose who live in huts. come on, uncle! god may forget man,but i'll never forget you. these hands picked an orphanfrom the street and hugged him. these shoulders put me to sleep. you gave me your lap to sleep on. you have always shelteredme from every sorrow.

how can i forget you? raja! if this emotional scene is over,shall we make future plans? have dinner with mr.dhaneshwar in the evening. fix raja's marriage date.. so that we take the dowry of 50millions and leave on a honeymoon. what did you say? - 50 million. 50 million!! - yes. uncle.

dinner is served,what are we waiting for? begin. i swear on my mother.. i've never seen such good food,.. ..and so much foodon the table before. i will eat to my fill today! the doctor has forbid you.. ..from eating no-veg,spicy, sweet, or salty. he's sick since 5 years of age,and he has so many illnesses.

that is why he's sayinghe's never seen so much food.. ..on the table before.- what illness do i have? his biggest illnessis he does not listen. we've made him understand. he has lots of money,but one cannot eat dollars. even the servants in hishome eat chicken and mutton. but he survives on soup. that too, not chicken soup. he has to eat vegetarian.- give that.

mr. girpade,i'm sad to know about you. but then,one has to take care to live. for me, life is worse than death. don't say that.manage with what god has given you. it is nice. - manage in that. i'll manage? - manage in that. uncle, you act stubborn. don't put too muchand land us in trouble. wow! what tasty soup!- mr. girpade, are you comfortable?

biensur!for the first time in life.. ..i have slept on a soft mattressin an air conditioned room.. ..pulling over a silk blanket. first time? the doctor has restrictedhim from sleeping in an ac room. and he cannot sleepon a mattress. -why? he has a slipped disc. slipped disc.- i have slipped disc? you have already gota heart and liver transplant.

you cannot transplant a backbone. he's had a heartand liver transplant? yes, that's why he never married. he has never fit to change now. if anything happens,he's go in scrap. there is no need for a post mortem. uncle, is that enough,or do you want more? give me some poison.- no sir, don't say that. come, i'll take you out.

no, we have some.. ..plans already. he's taking me toa lady in the night. lady? - hirabai, the hymn singer. he starts listening to hymnsat night and continues till morning. even i'll come to listen to hymns. you won't be ableto be as devoted as him. uncle, stop talking of other things. discuss raju's marriage. - okay.

relative.. i forgot toask you something. - what? what plans do youhave of their marriage? what happened to them? nothing. that's how they behavewhen their marriage is discussed. you tell me,who will marry such girls? what rubbish!such beautiful, good, sweet girls. who would not want to marry them? you don't understand.it is good that durga chose raju. why don't you getthese two married?

get the others married later. no sir, either all my fourdaughters will marry together.. ..or none will get married. what condition is this?- it's not a condition. it's helplessness. the astrologer has seentheir horoscope & said.. ..that if they marry together,only then will they be happy. ..or they will never be happy. you mean,you cannot get only durga married?

if the other three also get married. and i have agreed to give50 million to each son-in-law. don't worry. assume thisis the last day of your problem. after this,every dish will be a sweet dish. now either all your 4 daughterswill get married together.. ..or even his marriagestands canceled. that's a promise. keep everything carefully. keep all this.

keep this too. be careful. what are you doing?what are you doing! it is true,a dog can never digest butter. we have laid our hands on mint,and you're gathering small change? you created a problem. - shut-up! uncle, don't chew our brains.i'm already angry. just take whatever you layyour hands on, we don't have time. are you leaving?- we all are leaving. is he drunk early morning?he's talking rubbish.

uncle, you messed our entire plans. what happened? - we were trying toget the cream, you split the milk. where did i touch the milk?tell me what happened? tell him - you just dranka little and started puking? why did you have to tell mr.dhaneshwar you'll find 3 boys? why did you interfere?- what wrong did i do? hey, you make him understand,what he has done wrong. have you ever heardof witches marrying? a wizard went on a honeymoon?a devil delivered kids?

i'm not talking about your girl.- listen to me. they are good girls,why are you cursing them? uncle, you don't know,there's big trouble going on here. there's horror infamily drama here. just think why a millionairecannot get his daughters married. he's so fed up tryingto get them married. i managed to woo the youngest,the other 3 will never get married. and if they don't marry,even i cannot get married. but why won't they marry?- here, we are down.

why won't they marry?- we don't want to get married. we told daddy many timeswe don't want to get married. but why? why do you wantto reject god's greatest blessing? because i have five condition. the first,the boy's parents should be dead. second, the boyshould know to cook. third, if i become a heroine,he should have no objection. four, he should takeme to the movies every night. whether of shahrukh khan,or kishen kumar. - no..

and five, for at least five years,he should not insist on a baby. is that clear? i don't want to marrybecause i love someone. but he loves someone else.if i don't get him.. i cannot belong to anyone else.i will marry only him. i hate men! if i could, i wouldwipe out their race from earth.. ..like the pest control peopleeliminate all pests from a home. i hate men.. come on, girls. i'll throttle all three!

wait a minute. mad girls! uncle just now was tellingthat a dog can never digest butter. here he is. uncle.. uncle.. - you! uncle, what are you doing? stop it now. what are you doing?- you were right. gather all that you can.

we cannot do a thing here. you are right? raju. - good you came. i was wondering where totake these things for repair. how did you come here?- i came to tell you just one thing. my sisters are notdestined to marry. how sad.. - i know. they don't knowwhat treasure love is. they don't realize whata blessing marriage is.

but i cannot sacrificemy love for their stubbornness. i want to be your wife. and if father does not agree,we'll have a court marriage. fantastic.. mind blowing. you have reducedone fourth of my burden. i cannot tell you how happy i am. really daddy? - yes dear. he loves you, you love him,i want your happiness. whether you have a civil marriage,a temple marriage..

i have no objection.you have my blessing. i knew your daddywill surely support us. i will only support you,nothing else. can you describe the'else' in detail? - yes, i will. look, i told you and your uncle..- i'm stuck. then come out. what did you say, uncle.. i told your uncle that if my fourdaughters marry together.. - dad.. i will give eachson-in-law 50 million.

yes - now only youare getting married.. ..my other three daughters remain. so contract over. yes i can give you my daughter,but not a penny. raju does not carefor your money, daddy. god has made him very rich. he is born with a golden spoon. and he loves me. he willmarry me without taking anything. she's bent on makingme lose 50 million.

what say, raju? - okay then. but that's not important. what the astrologersaid is more important. my uncle has promisedyou the marriage of all four.. ..will be held together,so it should be held. it won't be right to breakuncle's promise and your heart. even i promise you today.i won't marry durga.. ..until i don't geta porter for the other luggage. luggage? - i mean,get three boys for the three girls.

yes.. this is called afirm and decisive man! tell it straight thatyou don't want to marry me. where did i say that? it means the same. you willnever find boys for my sisters.. ..nor will we ever get married.and i don't want to marry you now! you can just go to hell. now this is unfair! what do i do now?

nab her. - what? i'm feeling shy. nab her! - hey! "i have wife in myheart and in my heartbeat." "i have my wife inmy eyes and in my breaths." "i have my wife in front,back, right, and left." "wife." "day and night i willonly chant wife's name." "i'll remain as my wife's servant."

"i swear on god,i will not have any affairs." "day and night,i'll worship my wife." "hail wife!" "if wife says to wake up,i'll wake up and." "..if she says to sleep,i'll sleep." "if wife says to laugh, i'll laughand if she says to cry, i'll cry." "i'll undergo any tormentfor my wife's sake." "wife looks like anangle before marriage." "all her attitudeslook mind blowing."

"am i right?" "all the fun fadeswhen you have a baby." "but after sometime the husbanddoesn't like any style of wife." "sweetheart, i'll never cheat you." "i'll.." "i'll remain as.." "..my wife's servant." you'll be the son-in-law? - yes. you want 50 million? - yes.

you look very tense. - come, come. what is the matter? raja, uncle was drunkand he told mr. dhaneshwar.. ..we will find groomsfor his three daughters. - so? but where will we bring antiqueboys for the 3 antique pieces? so i put an ad.. ..required three idiotsand henpecked husbands.. ..for three beautiful girls. if chosen, 50 million willbe given to the son-in-law.

good! - i have interviewed 150 men,and i've gone bonkers. they were so sick! i'm brain dead! my head is hot.- your head is really hot. what about the people standingoutside? - you deal with them. i can't do it. you're going to bethe son-in-law, you deal with them. next. viagra has made manyold men shameless. what is it?- show me something nice. you think this is some brothelthat you ask for something nice?

how could you dareto say such a thing? consider your age. how dare you! wait! i'm asking for my son. oh sorry, we made a mistake.will you call your son? chand, come inside. he's someone in between.come here in between. is he your only son? whyare you roaming with this cartoon? you should roam with someone else.- he's my only son. is it?

how much you love him! whom the whole world shuns,you have kept him? didn't the eunuchscome when he was born? see how he's swaying.stand straight! i'll hit you. look, he's my dearest son,the apple of my eye. - is it? don't tease him.- it's god who has teased him. and you brought thisjoke to tease us? stand straight!

our country is making nuclear bombs,and you made this nut? didn't you feel ashamed? and you had to bringhim to our house? don't misbehave with him.- tell me something. give me his identity. i wanted a girl,and my wife wanted a boy. god blessed you with both.- and gifted you this! forget the father, ask him.- what type of girl do you want? i love khans.

i am talking of girls,and he's talking of guys. what kind of a wife do you want? i have thought in detail about her. what have you thought in detail?- hear me. her face should be like anil.personality like salamat. and behavior likes maharukh. what about asif ali khan.- put him aside! are you great?do you want a wife, or a husband? tell me, will you come asa groom or bride? - as a groom.

what a good father.he supports him in everything. what a grand marriage! "look, the groom is standing." "he'll go to in-laws house." uncle.. leave himat the beach every evening,.. ..he'll make money for you. you are exceeding limits. we'll never cross your lane!take him away! he cannot be a fatheror grandfather, nor can you.

did you understand? get lost. listen, you give me one.- now he's after me. he is very strange. you give me a chance.- you even betrayed your father. what ad did yougive in the papers.. ..that all the sick, idioticstupid men of the city came here. i did it to solve your problem.now don't irritate me! okay, chill! is you are throughwith all the others..

..i'd like to talk to you. you dried leaf!where did you fly in from? who are you?- i wish to be a groom. ok i read in the papers thatyou are looking for grooms. so, i came to try my luck. if we start thrashing you,you'll turn to pulp. there will be no skin onyour body and no hair on your scalp. he's bald! old man..hey! he's sir's assistant.

how did you come here? - kannu,shall i tell you something? i recognized him when i saw him.i was just joking. have you also come tobecome a slave? - come here. come. you come in between.- sir.. sir. there must be some beautifulface for my beautiful face too. you are so beautiful!! "your color is a like moon andthe color of your hair are golden." "what do i say about him?" you broken old man,have you come for marriage?

hey! i may be thin, but i'm strong. do you have a medical certificate?you look unfit to me. kannu there is one thingvery useful in his body. know what?his hair. when you cut your hair.. ..sell it. know why? theycan be used to make kids sweaters. you'll become a multimillionaire. your hair can makeyou a millionaire. don't misbehave with me.i want to be a groom. i want to marry.arrange a bride.

want to marry for your neighbor?what do you want? are you a nut?you want to marry? i'll go and tell sirhe wants to marry at this age. shut-up! you have no flesh onyour bones and you want to marry? how can you even think of it,you idiot? forget it, he'll lose his job. alampana (master) - sorrywe don't sell chana (gram).. please, forgive me. - get lost! alampana (master), etc.. get lost!

shall i tell you something, kannu? let's find some other wayto find grooms for the girls. my head is going bonkers. why are you talking like thatwith me? talk straight with me. why are you irritating me? why are you talking in my style?- i've gone bonkers! idea. there is only one girl,and she hates men. isn't it? ask him to woo her.

kannu, think of it.what uncle says is right. say clearly you want me to leave.if that's what you wish.. i'm leaving. - hey kannu, listen! listen!why are you acting so proud? she's lady tarzan, she's so proud. even if the shadowof a man falls on her.. ..she adds antisepticin water and takes a bath. how can i woo her? - you can. you don't know.all girls are like that.

just like a walnut.tough outside, and mushy inside. i don't want the mush.- try to understand. you are smart. do somethingso that she dances to your tunes. try to understand.it's a matter of 50 million! i'll try.. move aside, raja. now my life's train willstop at love's destination. or death is the laststation of this journey. you want to sacrificeyour life for a girl?

i can get you 1700 such girls. don't give up your life for her.you are my only friend. saraswati, i am going!good bye! train! - no. saraswati, please give him consent. durga, convince her.- sister, please save him. the poor man will die. why are you looking here and there?kannu, get up! i want to show the world,who a man loves.. ..he either makes her belong to..

..him or leave this world. i'm leaving the world for this girl.- oh god. until saraswati doesn't help me up,i won't get up. train! train is calling you.. it is whistling. saraswati, save him,or he will kill himself for you. sister, the train is coming.please save him! please, save him!

ask him not to touch me.- don't touch her. then you pull him up.- don't touch me. get up! - don't touch me. now the train willcome and pick me up. the train will cut him in two! his head.. - remember! iam giving up my life for saraswati. only train! don't be so stone hearted.if he dies, even i will die. even i'll lose my love becauseof you. sister, save him!

don't plead with her.i'm leaving. train! saraswati.. where did she go? get up. - saraswati,i knew you will not let me die. because you also love me. i know. i know. thank you. i brought you here to tell you thetrain is coming on this track. - oh! die here! hey, she's taking her too.what are you doing! come! what kind of people they are! -hey what are you doing? come out!

i will die buddy.- you please come out. have you gone mad? - leave me!i'll go under the train. hey, don't be a fool. come out.- i'll not move. are you a friend or an enemy? hey, come here. were you making the planfor my murder a success? have you gone mad?why would get you killed? to hell with your moneyand to hell with that girl. a very happy valentine day to you.

such a lovely day,and such a sick gift? flowers are never sick.- but they are cheap. people can give uptheir lives for chandni. and you want to pleaseme with these four flowers? just order me!want me to behead myself for you? no, just buy me a diamond necklace. that's all?i'll buy it now for you. oh really? - hi, ravi. oh hi. - how are you?

who is she? some girl crazy about me.but i'm crazy about you. really - shall we go? yes. - ravi, i want to talk to you. sometime later. - ravi, listen! hello parvati. what happened? seeing him, youglowed. he left, & you became sad. what's all this about?- he's ravi who i love. but that club dancerhas made him crazy about her.

oh wow, club dancer!where does she dance? not for myself, i'm asking for her. in pinjra bar. pinjra bar? "my cage is open." "my cage is open, come my mynah." "don't ignore, let's fall in love." "i know that you are a hunter." "heartless,tell me your intentions."

"i saw.. you saw." "i saw, you saw, and i am dead." "you have cast a magic on my heart." "i'll keep you in my eyes." "i'll keep you in my arms." "don't give me excuses,just tell me your wish." "you've stolen my heart." "agree it.." "i am the king of your heart."

"know it.." "life will be enjoyableliving with you." "it is enjoyable todrink from your eyes." "the one who drinksthis will get intoxicated." "..my love hassuch an intoxication." hey chandani! chandani!why the hell are you here? i've told you to go to the greenroom as soon as the show is over. hey you! no point wooing her. she's my girl.we are going to marry soon.

congratulations!your face says you are number three. what do you mean?- didn't she tell you.. ..she has four kids, andtwo husbands? you are number three. o my god. - such girlsare like a public booth. anyone can insert a coin and talk. am i talking too much? - o shut up. you broke the heart of a girllike parvati for a girl like her? you are right.parvati will never forgive me. she will, and she'll also marry you.just apologize to her.

parvati, where are you? forgive me, please.- i've forgiven you. did you hear? that? she forgaveyou. go to a garden, a park, enjoy! handle with care.- thank you very much. enjoy. - bye. she's done with. now i'll have to do somethingfor the one who hates men. i'll do it. hello. how are you?

how do i look? - fine! do you know,parvati found her lost love. i united them. so? - what problemdo you have with him? who are you talking of? hey! why are you standing there?come here! my friend,kanhaiya, loves you very much. why do you hate him so much? who told you i hate him?

i hate you too. i hate all men. but what happened thatmade you cancel men's license? someone did rash driving? i was in my last year of college. in that same college,a goon's brother was also studying. one day, finding me alone inthe library, he tried to molest me. but i slapped him hard. i complained to the principalto take action against him. but instead of punishing him,he pleaded with me..

..and asked meto forget the matter.. ..or the college will shut down.i came and told daddy.. ..to get him punished. but daddyasked me not to mess with goons. that i must change my college.i complained to the police.. ..to arrest him, but eventhey told me not to mess with him. that if he has only teased me today,he will rape me tomorrow. no man helped me. since that day, i hate men. why should all men sufferfor what one goon did?

i swear by your soft hair,your red lips, your strong arms. i will bring thatgoon to your feet! understood? shall i go? - yes where? - you finishedyour dialogue. go! trust me. are you kallu? - who is it? when you hear my name,you'll wet your pants. have you heard of khadabhaiof allankwadi? i'm him! what rubbish are you talking?- i've come prepared. come and apologizeat saraswati's feet.

you had insulted her in college,hadn't you? oh! now i understand.saraswati has sent you? - yes. you want me to apologize?take my apology. what are you doing!you marred his face with one punch. this is too much. don't talk in english.you don't know me. i'm a don! kallu dada! whatever you may be,but this is not done. i have committed 6murders and 36 rapes..

..and even the policehas not dared to arrest me. seeing you, i can realizewhat police strength is. i'll send him to hospital.where do i send you? graveyard? you will send me to the graveyard?i'm from your village.. ..and you'll sendme to the graveyard? which village are you from?- from your village. you'll send me to the graveyard?you are too much! you are from gurgaon?- what are you saying? i'm from your village.you'll send me to the graveyard?

i'm your brother, don't cry. i treat you as my brother,and you want to act like a butcher? you'll send me to the graveyard?- why are you beating me? who else will beat you if not i?i'm your brother. you keep calling me brother,and then hit me. - it's the trend. call brother and hit. you are mybrother. - whoever dares to touch.. who can dare touch you?let me see who can touch you! i'm your brother.- even i'm your brother. you are my brother, he ismy brother, we three are brothers.

you are talking too much.. ifi didn't consider you my brother.. ..would saraswati bewaiting for you until today? she insists on marrying only you. you'll get me married?- yes, i will. i am your family.- you are my brother. you are doing sucha good thing for me. tell me, what can i do for you? i can bring the wholecity to your feet. tell me what you want done?

someone is not returningmy one million rupees. you keep half a million,give me half. who cheated my brother ofhis money? give me his number. i'll dial his number.isn't this the number? - yes. here, talk to him. who is this? - threaten him. you won't returnmy brother's money? sound more threatening. who are you? how dare youdon't return my brother's money!

abuse him! - you dog!when will you return the money? give him your addressand call him here. - wait. come to kamathipura, bombay central. ask for kallu dada's den,even a kid will tell you. beauty parlor. - my denis besides a beauty parlor. come near the ladies beauty parlorand ask about kallu dada's den.. i'll kidnap your child.- i'll kidnap your child. i'll kidnap your women.- i'll kidnap your women. i'll kidnap your neighborhood!- i'll kidnap your neighborhood!

i'll kidnap the whole city.- i'll kidnap the whole city. you'll kidnap the whole city?- i'll burn down your house. i'll orphan you!- you'll orphan you! i'll ruin you! - ruin me? i'll kill you! - kid, i have come. then come! - over here. who is he? - commissioner.i had dialed his number. are you a brother, or a butcher?- you've had it today! you'll kidnap my wife?my kids? - no sir!

you will kidnap mywhole neighborhood? sir, i have not harmed you.- but you've harmed other girls. when will you apologize to them?kannu, bring saraswati. isn't he the one? - yes. kallu, fall at herfeet & apologize! sister, forgiven me.- you apologized to this sister. the commissioner will makeyou apologize to the other sisters. come on you.. come here. don't worry. - i am like yourown brother from your own village.

"hey.. what do you say?" "listen.. - say.." "will you come to khandala?" i'm leaving! bless you! - uncle! uncle, enjoy! we havewon a lottery of 100 million! that is why i broughtthe bottles from there. raju, i'll fix 8-10 tankson the terrace of your bungalow. one tank of water is enough.

idiot! i am nottalking of a water tank. i'm talking of tanks of liquor. there will be differentliquor in different tanks. wow, wow.- and all the taps in my bedroom. open one tap; whiskey! open another tap; champagne! open the third tap; rum! enough uncle! drinkingso much will damage the liver. he's drinking neat.

give me more! water tank, liquor tank, bungalow!we won't get a penny. what has sir said? until all four are married,he won't give a penny to anyone. we have arranged three,what about the fourth? great idea.. i have a great idea.that raju patel.. ..who we cheated.why had he come to mumbai? - why? to become sir's son-in-law.

we'll make him one. you sent him to the police station. not police station,i sent him to the mental asylum. wonder what level of mentalstate poor guy must be in. this world is a mental asylum. every man is mad here. some are mad formoney some for fame. a poor man is mad for relief. the strong is mad for power.

a guard is mad for bribes,a minister is mad for votes. god! what is happeningin this country? this never happened in america. i've never come across a moreeducated & reformed mad men before don't be mistaken.they are the most dangerous mad men. i have experience of 25 years. these silent mad men are worstthan those who scream and shout. is it? -and the worst among themis the one who is giving a lecture. good leaders are gone,we are left to speak.

india was great. we will meditatefor two minutes now. didn't you hear?guru is meditating. meditation is on. hey! don't you understand? should i explain to youwhat level of mad men we are? quiet! i know what level youbelong to. meditation is on. quiet! saint. saint. raju patel, listen to me. - tell me.

i have brought your passport.want your passport or not? passport.. custom officer! - beforeyour system spoils, come with me. see this picture. whatdo you think? - she's beautiful. isn't she? want to takeher to america? want to marry her? stand up. - stand up. then come. hurry! don't be hasty. wait. where are you taking our guru?- only his body is leaving.

his soul is over there. then who are you? - me? don't recognize me? - non. i am death's angel. hail mad guru!hail custom officer! if you agree to my conditions,i am ready to marry you. she is calling. go. i'm ready! - then go! i am ready to accept all your good,bad, unjustified conditions.

i'll live however you want me to.just accept me, sister. what sister?she is your would be wife. she is your sister,she is my would be wife. i've lived in an asylum for a fewdays, it has affected me a little. i love my india.- we all love india. take son, i hand overmy fate to you from today. keep it safely. i don't understand. until today i thought godhas given me four daughters.

but today, i can proudlysay he has given me five children. four daughters, and one son. son, remember one more thing. after the father, the sontakes over all his responsibilities. after today,i put this responsibility on you. after getting this goddess.. ..all problems, all sorrowshad disappeared from my life. now i pray that it fillsyour life with happiness. uncle, you considered me family..

..gave me love, and respect,that is more than enough for me. my shoulders don'thave that much strength.. ..to carry theburden of your trust. make a lakh excuses,present a thousand arguments.. ..i won't let youavoid this responsibility. but uncle, i..- i won't listen to you. i take all my decisionsafter due thought. and after taking a decision,i don't think. from today, you are responsiblefor every good or bad in this home

god bless you. what are you thinking, raju? i have never been givenso much honor before. you have earned it. do you know, daddy gotthis idol on laxmi's birth. and since that day,his destiny took such a turn.. laxmi's date of birthis written under it. daddy considers the date very lucky. the number is written onall his bank papers, credit cards.

even his safe vaultnumber is the same. shall i tell you something? by giving you this gift,he actually has given you his fate. that's the mistake he made. he should not trust me so much. how much do you know me after all? we know everything. you are a thief. you loot everythingwith open eyes.. ..and we don't realize.you are a magician.

you capture hearts. and they don't even realizeyou rule their hearts. durga, you don't understandwhat i'm trying to say. i understand, i know. thatis why i surrendered myself to you. "my heart does notlike it without you now" "do something, my love." "my heart does notlike it without you now." "i have no controlwhatsoever on my heart" "do something, my love"

"don't make excuses,you have my promise" "the piercing winds,the magic of the weather" "the heat of the bodies,the fragrance of breaths" "i desire to stealthe dew from your lips" "my love wishesto come close to you" "the heart does notget excited for no reason" "our being alone,and this romantic place" "it has made my heart thirsty" "the way water drops spread"

"let us break so" "the heart does notburn without passion" "i've come out daringlyon the streets." either i have cometo the wrong house.. ..or the wrong househas come to my house. something is wrong.i'm leaving. - where are you going? this house is yours,and even i am yours. who are you? - the nightwill be too small to hear my story. you are the one because ofwhom my 20 million worth drugs..

..were confiscated at the airport. narcotic department, duplicate.officer number 1. i think you are terribly mistaken. i am not stupid. when i was small.. ..i used to sell coconut water.an inspector came to me.. ..drank coconut water.but when i asked him for money.. he said he won't pay.i pleaded with him to give me money. he said he's a cop, he won't pay.i got very angry. i beheaded him.

for rs. 5, i beheaded him. then for 20 million, justthink what all i'll chop of yours. show him. bring him. who are you taking? - your uncle. uncle! uncle! hey! - hey! the police got mydrugs worth 20 million.. ..because of you. but now, i want 50 million.

20 of my drugs, 20 is interest. and 10, for finding you.it was very difficult. i am taking your uncle as security. you share a sentimentalrelationship with him. if he is hurt,you will feel terrible. i want my money in one day,or i'll start my installment. first installment,your uncle's finger. last installment, your uncle's head. uncle? what do i do?

day after tomorrowis the most auspicious day. priest, my job is done!i'll reward you handsomely for this thank you. - uncle. come son. i have good news for you. the marriage is fixedfor day after tomorrow. day after tomorrow? - we'llfix it for tomorrow if you like. but what's the hurry? - who is he? he's an angel! he's god send. my daughters' destiny changedthe moment he stepped here.

with his advise and effort,my 4 daughters are marrying today. he is like god to me.- bless you, son. bye sir. uncle, i want to discusssomething important with you. i know what you are thinking. you are wondering how we'llmake all arrangements so soon. but i assure you,the wedding will set an example! turn the flower string.don't sit in the middle like that. all this will get done.listen to me. you go and give clothesto raju and kannu..

..and ask them to get ready. i don't understand. how didyou arrange 50 million in 24 hours? 50 is nothing. even if you'dasked for 100 million, i'd get it. i'm into drugs businesssince the last 21 years. i don't understand howyou arranged 50 million so soon. what is your business. what do i say? you must'veheard of film financier garaj jha. yes, i have. - he's my partner. i have seen many of his films.i want to be a villain.

we are financing hollywoodand bollywood films. we buy bungalows and carsfor heroes. we are big financiers. you are making afilm with three khans. - yes. you can't find a villain for it. yes, the three khans.- you cannot find a villain? i'll be the villain. - butthe villain has financed the film. i'll finance the film.- what are you saying? i want to be villain. - is it?but the shooting is tomorrow. yes, tomorrow is shooting.

it's a bank robbery scene. you need to be real. - yes. but there's a problem.i'll have to arrange weapons. give me your cell. - why? i have to order fake weapons. i'll get all the weapons.real weapons. subramanium, put everythingin the truck. i'll bring everything. the scene will look so real then. great! so the scene is..the bank door opens. - opens.

you enter, and slap the guard. hey! i'm only acting.- acting! he's only acting. i am just acting. then you go inside andbeat up the manager. - oh! then you remove your daggerand put it in his mouth. short cut. pappu anna short cut. will you do?- i will do it great. you won't mess the scene,will you.. it's a question of my honor!- don't put me to shame.

you are strange. burn the floor.- i will burn it! burn the screen! - i will! start sound!- i'll cut everybody! camera!- cut everybody! action! i will chop everyone! hands up! anna has come! madam, where is the camera?- i don't know.

forget it! hands up!where is the manager? come here! sir, aren't you the onewhose information we got? yes, i'm the one.anna! i'm the don of mumbai! i'm going to shake upbollywood now. where is the director andcameraman? i can't see them. why am i talking nicely to you?give me money! this is not a shooting. this is realpolice. - i know it is a shooting. come out!- inspector, i've been cheated.

i was acting in a shooting.i've financed the film. i have given a lot of money. i have been cheated! he took my money to make a film.i'm not a small time crook. i am anna! the don of mumbai! leave me! you bastard! you cheated anna? the police could notcatch me for 21 years.. and you got me caught in 21 seconds.

you took my money,and also got me arrested. nice shooting you did.- anna, this was just one scene. now do the remainingshooting in jail. take him away!- i won't spare you! get lost! - you betrayed anna. hey, let me first go inside. hey, i am not going to leave you. you've played prank with my talent. so much money! - it's 50 million!

our future is bright. damnthe marriage and mr. dhaneshwar. let's leave with the money.what say, uncle? he is right.our whole life went by in hardships. fool one; tomorrow, fool another. moreover, the fear of police. but there is noproblem in this case. with so much money, we threecan live a comfortable life. we'll enjoy! uncle, what is fun for you..

..will be life's biggestpunishment for me. until today, we cheated only people. but never cheated anyone's trust. durga loves me, even i love her. i cannot hurt her. and think of that goodman who kept us home as guests. when he comes to know weare only thieves, how will he feel? someone does us favors,and we give him shame in return? we are not that bad.

i will return this money to sir,and tell him the truth about me. are you mad?obsessed with honesty, are you? know what will happen ifyou confess? he'll get us arrested. the jailer willbe our father-in-law. and the hardshipsthere will be our dowry. why mess everything?let's take the money and leave. kannu we have been sharingloot equally until now. today, if i am askingyou to share goodness.. you don't want to be my partners?

as a friend, i will takethe entire blame on myself. and after that, even youbegin a new life if you can. wait! - don't stop me,nothing will work. i can see that. you are breakinga lifelong bond in a minute.. ..but you don't havea trace of remorse on you. you were so little. someonethrew you in the dustbin to die. i picked you from there. i did! the first drop of milk in youwasn't from your mother's bosom.. ..but from my liquor bottleon which i fixed a nipple.

i gave you your first dress,your first bread. and i had stolen that money. this thief did his bestto teach you to be a thief. every guru wants his discipleto become more famous than him. to go ahead of him.you really went ahead of me. you made this thief realize thatthere's a good soul in every thief. one just needs someone to awaken it. this awakening has come in youwith durga's love, & sir's trust. when you set out to steal..

you used to take my blessings. but i feel like saluting you today. saluting you. go nephew, tell sir everything. whatever sentence you get,10 years or 100.. ..i am with you. go nephew. i am with you. go nephew. uncle. - nephew.

sir, time is running out.call the other grooms. listen to me. can't we get married first?even daddy is upset. don't stand here. go find them. i looked for them everywhere. i called all possibleplaces they could be. i could not find them.- then where did they go? i am here. thank god! where had you gone?i was so worried.

where are you going with the bag?- i've come to return it. return it? what's in it? 50 million rupees.. ..which i stolefrom your safe vault. stole? no, you must haveneeded it, so you took it. you are returning it.you and steal? never! i trust you.- you are mistaken, sir. because i didn't take the money,i stole it. that's my profession.i am a fraud, a thief.

i am not an nri from america,he's an nri. raju patel, whose lifei ruined and entered your home. i have done many such actswith which police records are full. i entered this hometo commit a big heist. i wanted to loot you. as if you didn't. you looted trust,slurred our prestige, defamed love. you turned celebrationsto mourning? you put my boss toshame before everyone?

sir, what are you waiting for?call the police & get him arrested. no. if i had to do that, i'd do.. ..it the day he stepped in my home. i don't understand.- you won't understand, fida. this dhaneshwar has nottraveled so far just like that. i can know a personby looking at his face. he had given proof ofwhat he is with his acts.. ..on the first day itself. but yet i remained silent.

despite knowing the truth,you let me stay in your home? yes, i had my selfish reasons. a father whose youngdaughters remain single.. that father is like a corpse.. that can neither be cremated,nor buried. and i have burned inthe fire of that sorrow. but after meeting you, i felt.. ..the way iron cuts iron,poison cuts poison.. you are the man who canreform my stubborn daughters.

and you gave strength to my trust.. ..the day you reformed durga. i could have got you two married.. ..but my greed increased. i made a false excuseto your uncle.. that all four have tomarry together, or none at all. that lie worked. all my four.. ..daughters are brides today. and it is all because of you.

who you are,what you were, what you do.. i don't care. he was a thief whotook money from my home. but who has returnedis a human being. about him, i can raisemy head and tell the world.. ..he is my son-in-law! he is my son-in-law! wait a minute, sir. sir, you had promised, all your4 daughters will marry together.

your three daughters are gettingmarried. what about the fourth? sir, i have changed,and so has our uncle. if you have changed,will you marry here or go there? shall i go? - go! priest, go ahead.- i don't want to marry. what are you saying? what do you think?as a father, you decided.. ..and as a daughter,i'll accept it? it is a question of my life.

and only i have a rightto take decisions about my life. so what do you want?- i will marry on one condition. what? if he promises tobe my slave for life. my reason for laughingis that after marriage.. ..only he can be king,who is his wife's slave. look! but there is no chanceof my being my wife's slave. why? - but to please you,i'll try sometimes. "i'll worship my wife always"

"i'll get up if my wife says,i'll sleep if my wife says" "i'll laugh if my wife says,i'll cry if my wife says" "for my wife,i will tolerate every injustice" "before marriage,the wife seems like a damsel!" "she appeals to allyour youthful desires"